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: The image features anthropomorphized dining utensils on a dinner plate with spaghetti. A male knife character, sporting a mustache and dressed in a blue suit with a red cape, seems to be flirting with a female fork character, who has long, flowing hair and a playful expression. The fork appears to be diving into the spaghetti, splashing sauce. A candle in the background adds a romantic ambiance. The caption ""I like My Boyfriends Like My Sauces - Rich Thick and A Little Spicy"playfully invokes romance.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
: The image features anthropomorphized dining utensils on a dinner plate with spaghetti. A male knife character, sporting a mustache and dressed in a blue suit with a red cape, seems to be flirting with a female fork character, who has long, flowing hair and a playful expression. The fork appears to be diving into the spaghetti, splashing sauce. A candle in the background adds a romantic ambiance. The caption ""I like My Boyfriends Like My Sauces - Rich Thick and A Little Spicy"playfully invokes romance.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Forking Around with Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Our “I Like My Book Boyfriends Like My Sauce” placemat is an invitation to spice up dinner, lunch, or that late-night snack.

Guaranteed to make mealtime feel like a page straight out of your favorite spicy romance novel, this mat serves up charm, sass, and a wink of double entendre.

Add a little sizzle to your table with our flirty placemat because let’s face it—why should the pasta be the only thing getting saucy tonight?

So, grab your fork, pour the wine, and let the sparks fly. After all, a little forkplay never hurt anyone.

*This placemat is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 11912974049663899888

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